Well, pat yourselves on the back, people — who would have thought a simple, innocent picture of Chuck Liddell, Matt Hughes, and their dates enjoying a log ride could be turned into something funny? First, the most honorable mentions:

MMA-hole: “You’re right Matt, this is *way* better than fornication!”

I’m confused: Jens kept telling Matt he didn’t want to ride up front.

reality: According to Cecil Peoples, the kid was the bravest one on the ride.

totaldb: Next week on Extreme Baptism…

jakey: “now son, which character from pirates of the carribean do you think i am?”

Roach: An up-close photo of Chuck Norris taking a dump.

And now, the winnah…

Ouch! That hurts: To the lifeboats! Women, children, and hasbeens first!

So O!Th, please shoot your and address and preferred format (DVD or Blu-Ray) to feedback@cagepotato.com, and we’ll get that 10,000 BC viddy right out to you. And now the favorite part of my week…tell us who should have won!