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(“FU2,” available only at Triumph United.)
Good goddamn work, people: With over 150 entries, this week’s caption contest was our most popular ever, and so many of them were LOLworthy. I must say I was surprised by how many of you referenced Brad Pitt and Angelina Joile — I’m not judging, I was just a little taken aback, that’s all. Thanks again to Triumph United for making this possible. Now onto the honorable mentions…
MMA-hole: It was at that point that Fedor began to wonder…were his wife and Sakuraba more than just “friends�
Brad: Fedor and Aleks stop by the Affliction sweat shop to thank the tailors.
Toner Breath: SPUTNIPS!! [Ed. note: I racked my brain trying to think of a good one-word pun for this picture. Toner Breath’s is kind of horrible, but I give him mad props for trying. And judging from the exclamation points, he was also pretty psyched that he thought of it.]
Mike: It’s cheaper than a graphing calculator.
Erick: “Phuk An’ Run is the little-known Chinese martial art of having a kid and making your opponent raise them.”
Kimbo’s Lice: “…The stars signify that I’ll never be brought to my knees. This spiderweb on my elbow signifies that I’ve committed murder in service to the brotherhood of thieves. The grim reaper and baby on my back…you know what, I probably shouldn’t be telling you kids all this.â€
And the winners are…
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Written by admin on May 16th, 2008 with comments disabled.
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Here’s the thing about those Triumph United comment contests we’ve been running: Finding/deciding on the finalists was a pain in the ass, and then all you people would do is bitch about our lame sense of humor. So we’re going to switch it up this week with a good old-fashioned caption contest. The two readers who submit the funniest captions to the above picture by 4 p.m. ET on Friday will each get a Triumph United t-shirt of their choice. And seriously? Only those who enter will be allowed to complain later. You’re on my last good nerve right now…
(“Union,” only available at TU.)
Written by admin on May 14th, 2008 with comments disabled.
Read more articles on Aleks Emelianenko and caption contest and Announcement and Fedor Emelianenko and MMA.
Well, some of you sons-of-bitches are going to be pissed after this one. With the last signed copy of Iceman: My Fighting Life up for grabs, over 150 captions were submitted, and you guys were throwing straight fire. Unfortunately, less prizes + more entries = disappointment. Will you agree with our choice? Probably not. But with so many awesome captions, we had to pick the one that gave us the most unexpected laugh. Check out the honorable mentions below, and the winner after the jump. Special bro-grabs to Dutton Books for making this whole thing possible!
Frank: GSP taking the bitches out for a walk
Dudeman: Josh Koscheck…The Ultimate Pooper Scooper
BG75: The odd couple 2: Napoleon and Sisqo
dleacock: Ultimate Fancy Championship
SikSik6: No really Josh, seriously, your gameplan against GSP was a good one……for me to poop on.
Niceguyeddie:
John-01: Matt Serra never saw his dog again….
The BOOG: Anything less.. would be uncircumcised.
Wyatt: F*cking French Canadians…
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Written by admin on February 22nd, 2008 with comments disabled.
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So far, we’ve given away nine autographed copies of Chuck Liddell’s Iceman: My Fighting Life, and we’re going to put this thing to bed with one last caption contest. And here’s a curveball — Chuck’s not even in the pic this time. But I just came across this breathtaking photo of Josh Koscheck and GSP dressed to the nines and walking their dog, and the CagePotato reader who can provide the best caption in the comments section gets the last book. There will be no multiple winners this time, so bring your A-game, and feel free to enter more than once. The winner will be announced Friday, as is the custom.
(Photo props: Maxim)
Written by admin on February 18th, 2008 with comments disabled.
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Since it’s Labor Day and I’ve already spent too much time going through your submissions for our latest caption contest — fine work, by the way — we’re just going to do this old-school style, where I pick two winners and then you bitch about them mightily in the comments section. But first, the honorable mentions:
mayhem420: Wait…didn’t Kendall Grove say that guns were for white people?
ruckus: Sean Sherk, you’re dead.
adam: Following months of hardcore training in Brazil, BJ Penn thinks he has found a weakness in Machida’s defense.
The Truth: Quick, what’s Hawaiian for “one-legged French Canadian”?
Aptninja: Um, okay, so…where is the carb?
jakey: The Penn is mightier than the sword
Cankly Carano: “Upon seeing this photo, Jim Lampley exclaimed, ‘See, I told you these barbarian ultimate fighters take knives and guns into their cages. Pathetic. No skill compared to the sweet science! …now where’s that bitch wife of mine? She needs a good smack across the face.’”
Horror Fighter: BJ Penn prepares a response for all CagePotato readers who consistently complain about “caption contest” winners.
And now the winners…
devilmonkey: This is what you get when you mate a Cabbage Patch Kid with GI Joe. [Ed. note: Exactly!]
neosamurai: “Who cares how I’m supposed to hold this thing, I just want to make out with a bullet wound.” [Ed. note: Disgusting!]
So, if your commenting nicknames happen to be “devilmonkey” or “neosamurai,” please e-mail us at feedback@cagepotato.com with your name and address, and we’ll get those signed copies of Kelly Crigger’s Title Shot out to you ASAP. As for the rest of youse guys, better luck next time, and if you need some bathroom reading, honestly, you won’t regret picking up the book.
Written by admin on November 29th, 1999 with comments disabled.
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