Ouch! Karate Dude Attempts To Break Bricks
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Written by admin on April 30th, 2008 with comments disabled.
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The 10 Most Despicable People in MMA
10. ROB EMERSON
Offenses: Was arrested in 2000 for his membership in the Lords of South County, a gang of Orange County rich kids who liked to assault innocent people for fun. Arrested again in 2006 after a dustup at a bar, and pled guilty to two counts of battery. His middling fight record doesn’t justify his UFC contract.
Notable quote: “I got bent over and took it up the ass on a lot of bullshit judges’ decisions. But fuck ‘em, their faces were fucked up worse than mine. That’s all I care about!”
9. BILL GOLDBERG
Offenses: His inexcusably awful work for EliteXC has brought MMA commentary to new, previously unimagined depths. Was reportedly abusive and obnoxious on the set of The Longest Yard.
Notable quote: “Ladies and gentlemen, I don’t give a damn about traditional mixed martial arts.”
8. BOB MEYROWITZ
Offenses: Ran the UFC into the mud marketing it as the most outrageous bloodsport on Earth. Currently working to eliminate ground-fighting with the YAMMA pit. Has a history of losing investors’ money (see eyada.com).
Notable quote: “On the streets it’s against the law — in the pit it is the law.” (YAMMA tagline)
7. GILBERT YVEL
Offenses: One of the dirtiest fighters in MMA history. DQ’d once for eye gouging, once for biting, and once for knocking out a referee; laughed when he was arrested after the incident.
Notable quote: “The referee…not a good thing, but memorable.”
Written by admin on April 11th, 2008 with comments disabled.
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The 11 Gnarliest Head-Kick KO’s
11. Rashad Evans vs. Sean Salmon (UFC Fight Night 8, 1/25/2007)
10. Chris “Red Bull” Willems vs. Akoni Nakila (ROTR: Beatdown IV, 7/14/07)
9. Mirko “Cro Cop” Filipovic vs. Aleksander Emelianenko (PRIDE: Final Conflict 2004, 8/15/2004)
Written by admin on April 4th, 2008 with comments disabled.
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Chuck Liddell’s 2 Seconds of Hollywood Glory
Our favorite author makes an appearance in the upcoming Owen Wilson flick, Drillbit Taylor. Blink and you’ll miss it. Seriously…
Wonder how many takes it took to get a coherent performance from Chuck?
Written by admin on March 19th, 2008 with comments disabled.
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Joe Rogan: “Come Lick My Tartar Sauce!”
This joy ride happened when Joe was in Columbus, Ohio for UFC 82. An Affliction t-shirt-wearing douche decided to heckle Rogan during his set. We’ve learned you don’t fuck with Joe in an MMA bout. And we also know you don’t fuck with Joe in a “To Catch A Predator”-style bust. This guy wasn’t aware.
Written by admin on March 14th, 2008 with comments disabled.
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MMA Word Association: Killer Nicknames
Our 16 favorite noms de guerre, and our favorite photos found through Google-image-searching those words/phrases. High concept, we know, but stay with us and click on the links.
16. Jeremy “Gumby” Horn
15. Mauricio “Shogun” Rua
14. Bret “The Angry Hick” Bergmark
13. Evangelista “Cyborg” Santos
12. Rameau Thierry “The African Assassin” Sokoudjou
11. Don “The Predator” Frye
Written by admin on March 14th, 2008 with comments disabled.
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Future MMA Star KTFO By Crazy Dad
A future mixed martial arts champion was derailed recently by an angry accountant that went loco when said future champ was beating his future accountant kid in a 15-16 age division karate match. One must be impressed by the crazy dad’s technique - he didn’t even scuff his penny loafers.
This coming on the heels of an 11-year-old wrestling phenom who was gunning for a career in MMA, but had second thoughts when he realized large, hairy dudes who tuck their T-shirts into their jeans were allowed to enter the fighting area and toss him around.
Though it’s not official, offers have been made to the douche dads for a headlining match at UFC 90: Worst Dad Ever.
Written by admin on March 11th, 2008 with comments disabled.
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Cung Fu: The Mockumentary
Things that are not necessary:
“American Idol”, Twinkies, Crocs, your appendix, blonde jokes, actor person Ryan Reynolds, and Frank Shamrock’s below video.
(Head-butts to BloodyElbow for the spot.)
Written by admin on March 5th, 2008 with comments disabled.
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Separated at Birth: Triplet Edition
Strikeforce lightweight champ Gilbert Melendez…
…American Idol runner-up Justin Guarini…
…and Sideshow Bob.
Written by admin on February 29th, 2008 with comments disabled.
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The Nine Worst Fighting Get-Ups Ever
9. Don Frye
Full pints of 40-year-old ball-sweat have passed through the Predator’s Old Glory nut-huggers. Just seems a little disrespectful, that’s all.
8. Ken Shamrock
Watching Ken sport these old-schoolers transports us to the time we spotted the 80-year-old next door during one of her “spells.” Those are some granny panties we’ll never get out of our mind.
7. Rich Franklin
Half badass, half…pink? He earned the right to get his ass handed to him by Anderson Silva. But he was a hit at the post-fight pride parade.
Written by admin on February 29th, 2008 with comments disabled.
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